Just because I think it’s funny. Start with a full tank, some now-peeling flame decals, and something unwholesome moving in the backseat.
d6 reasons this car has been imbued with a demon soul:
1 Some innocent schmuck was killed and stuffed in the trunk. They’re still there, piloting the car post-mortem to hunt down their killer.
2 A drunk driver’s erratic attempts to pull out of their driveway backwards accidentally outlined an infernal sigil on the concrete.
3 This was the only car in the parking lot of a Midwestern megachurch that some hooligans decided to burn down.
4 The original owner (rest their soul) left the windows down in the car wash one too many times...
5 Whoever thought using an electric chair to give a car a jump was a good idea was very wrong.
6 You think that spirits just disintegrate after exorcisms? They have to go somewhere!
A On the Highway to Hell. You are a sinister motor vehicle, with all that entails. The roaring belches of black smog from your unholy exhaust pipe carry your words, and the brimstone-burning headlights betray your emotional intent.
B Undying Fury. You don’t need to refuel, and small nicks or mechanical defects repair themselves. In addition, you can wreath yourself in hellfire at will.
C Not a Scratch. You can never be destroyed by anything short of an exorcism and liquidation, only damaged. Your metal hull repairs at the same rate and in a similar way to human flesh and bone.
D Night’s Dark Cavalry. If you have a corpse in your gas tank, you can burn it up to fly for a TURN. In addition, you can look at a vehicle and imbue it with the same unholy energy, creating a Level 1 Hot Rod from Hell. The new vehicle has no obligations to anyone, and usually screams off into the greater world to cause supernatural havoc.
this rocks
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